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10 Orlando Magic Election Day Facts and Myths

2012 November 6
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by Brian Serra

  1. The DeVos family is secretly funding Planned Parenthood. – Myth
  2. J.J. Redick doesn’t have any black friends. – Myth
  3. Hedo Turkoglu was operating as an agent of Bain Capital when he infiltrated the foreign owned Toronto Raptors, took all their money and then left them in shambles. -Myth
  4. Former Magic President Bob Vander Weide loves to have a few glasses of wine and play paddle. – Fact
  5. Al Harrington hurt his knee during the Seal Team Six mission which took out Osama Bin Laden. – Unknown
  6. Future Hall of Famers Shaquille O’Neal and Dwight Howard both chose L.A. over Orlando. – WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  7. Andew Nicholson is more of an American than Barack Obama, and has the birth certificate to prove it. – Myth
  8. Vince Carter is still on the court writhing in pain. – Fact
  9. Ish Smith is not actually cray. – Fact
  10. Alex Martins sold Dwight Howard’s soul to Buddy Dyer to secure city financing for the Amway Center. – Unknown

Thanks to @themagicball and @omagicdaily for their input to this list.

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  • Kenny

    I’d like to see the intangible proof about Ish’s “cray” status….